Anyone who doesn’t like Gilligan doesn’t have a soul / Seager needs to hit another homerun / Yoshi on skis / Listening to a deep groove / A moon that looks like a baseball / If I wrote some of this stuff it would be bad / Yoshi scratching his chin / Circle of stars / Catch the baby / I guess it’ll just be continuous / A cerebral memoir / I’m allowed to say that / The Rangers are my team / I need a waterproof notebook / Catch the baby baby / Non-formulaic for the ghosts / Wolf eyes of jade and amber / I don’t know if I should go with regular tea or peach tea / Extensive / My brain was in clouds / Don’t hand over the baby / What does the word memoir mean? / Memory or reminiscence / Memory or remembrance / I do love question marks / The man who got a three-day blowjob / A gray-haired woman says oh my god / It can have an element of humor to it for sure / Diamondbacks beat the Rockies 12-8 / You can write it as it happens / You can write it as it happened / As you remember it / It being life / The Yoshi Clan reunited the twins / Just sitting here writing out my memoirs / Dream home market / Does it feel muddy? / A black cat’s face you can’t see / Killer of mice and birds / Decapitated mouse on the front porch / Some reasons a cat will decapitate a mouse / An easy way to kill / The mouse’s head is a nutrient-rich snack / Some reasons a cat will leave a decapitated mouse on a front porch / Because it feels safe / To share a kill with humans the way it would share a kill with its kittens / Sunshine adventure someday / Complete independence someday / The world belongs to no one / Square homes / Talk about some major fucking sexism / Triangle paws / Did they know there was going to be a sequel? / Just throw yourself into it / It being life / It being the memoir / Kind of stream-of-consciousness / Bouncing Souls butterfly with the New York City skyline inside of it / Including the twin towers / Preseason hockey game at 8pm / Helpful spiderweb / Hard baseball swing / There goes Arraez / I just expect people to enjoy it for what it is / It being life / It being the memoir / It’s kind of amusing / It being life / It being the memoir / How were the brownies? / Feel free to give an imaginative answer / The memories are just the raw materials / I’ll work on filling in the gaps / When responding to an insult / My dad would quote Bill Murray from Stripes by saying / That hurts lady / I don’t think I want to take you or your luggage to the airport / I once had a hoodie with the number 23 and yellow-orange dragons on it / I gave it to my sister / After many years she gave it back to me / It’s in my closet again / The closet of whatever my mind remembers / They kiss for the first time and everyone swoons / Almost like they used to show on TV but not quite / Five black stars / The end of the snake / A trombone and a tambourine / I don’t want to drink a seltzer / Wolf in the dark / Hail yeah / Budweiser sign / Welcome to Nashville for a little bit / Muted Queen song